two, i hope they don't find out i hosted the "charlie sheen roast." and then this, in "studio b," a guy in new mexico found himself in a difficult spot on saturday night. police say he was a bit drunk in the driveway with his foot stuck under his motorcycle and he made a call he may regret. the guy dialed 9-1-1 for help and the cops show up, got him lose and arrested him on suspicion of drunk driving. being in your own driveway is no defense for drunk driving. so it